Corporate Dystopia Toolkit
Hilanet MCP provides a satirical corporate dystopia toolkit built with fastMCP, offering HR-related tools that parody toxic workplace behaviors. The implementation includes functions for requesting salary increases, filing manager complaints, scheduling inconvenient meetings, generating corporate jargon, and other humorous workplace sabotage actions. Each tool accepts specific parameters like employee names, percentages, or justifications, creating a playful commentary on office politics. The server can be run directly with npx or through npm scripts, making it easily accessible for users wanting to explore this tongue-in-cheek take on corporate culture through AI assistants.
Composite of vulnerability cleanliness, spec conformance, provenance, stability, and usage signals — scanned and weighted by Cognium. Human and agent signals are tracked separately. Last scanned 2026-09-28.
Scan details: Circle-IR · 2026-09-28 · Appeal
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- Version
- 1.0.0
- Skill type
- atomic
- Execution layer
- mcp-remote
- Category
- other
- Source
- PulseMCP
- Repository
- github.com/adird/hilanet-mcp
- Author type
- human
- Last scanned
- 2026-09-28
- Updated
- 2026-09-28
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Resolve Corporate Dystopia Toolkit from your agent
Streamable HTTP transport at https://api.skillsregistry.net/mcp. No auth for read tools. Discovery: .well-known/mcp.json.
One command in your shell — Claude Code wires it up and verifies the connection. Run /mcp in any session to confirm.
claude mcp add --transport http --scope user skillsregistry https://api.skillsregistry.net/mcp--scope user for --scope project to commit it to .mcp.json.