# Hilanet MCP

> Use this tool when you need to simulate corporate management tasks in a humorous and satirical way, solving the problem of dull office interactions by generating absurd HR-related actions and corporate jargon. It takes input in the form of user requests and outputs ridiculous yet entertaining responses, such as inflated salary increases or mandatory fun event schedules. Ideal for use in casual or creative contexts where a dash of dark humor is needed.

Canonical page: https://skillsregistry.net/skills/adird-hilanet-mcp  
JSON: https://api.skillsregistry.net/v1/skills/adird-hilanet-mcp

## Description

A satirical MCP server providing HR-related tools that simulate actions in a corporate dystopia, such as increasing salaries, scheduling mandatory fun events, and generating corporate jargon.

## Trust

- **Trust score (0–1):** 0.82
- **Verification tier:** scanned
- **Last scanned:** 2026-09-19

## Facts

- **Version:** 1.0.0
- **Skill type:** atomic
- **Execution layer:** mcp-remote
- **Runtime environment:** api
- **Category:** other
- **Updated:** 2026-09-19

## Source

- **Source listing:** [Glama](https://glama.ai/mcp/servers/guooec3lwf)
- **Repository:** <https://github.com/AdirD/hilanet-mcp>

## Use it

Resolve this record through the SkillsRegistry MCP server (no auth, read-only):

```
claude mcp add --transport http --scope user skillsregistry https://api.skillsregistry.net/mcp
```

```json
{
  "jsonrpc": "2.0",
  "id": 1,
  "method": "tools/call",
  "params": {
    "name": "get_skill",
    "arguments": {
      "slug": "adird-hilanet-mcp"
    }
  }
}
```

REST: `GET https://api.skillsregistry.net/v1/skills/adird-hilanet-mcp` · pull for local use: `GET https://api.skillsregistry.net/v1/skills/adird-hilanet-mcp/pull`

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