# Corporate Dystopia Toolkit

> Use this tool when you need to satirically navigate toxic workplace behaviors or generate humorous office interactions. The Corporate Dystopia Toolkit provides HR-related functions, such as requesting salary increases or filing manager complaints, accepting parameters like employee names and justifications. It offers a playful commentary on office politics, accessible through AI assistants with inputs like employee data and outputs like generated corporate jargon.

Canonical page: https://skillsregistry.net/skills/adird-corporate-dystopia-toolkit  
JSON: https://api.skillsregistry.net/v1/skills/adird-corporate-dystopia-toolkit

## Description

Hilanet MCP provides a satirical corporate dystopia toolkit built with fastMCP, offering HR-related tools that parody toxic workplace behaviors. The implementation includes functions for requesting salary increases, filing manager complaints, scheduling inconvenient meetings, generating corporate jargon, and other humorous workplace sabotage actions. Each tool accepts specific parameters like employee names, percentages, or justifications, creating a playful commentary on office politics. The server can be run directly with npx or through npm scripts, making it easily accessible for users wanting to explore this tongue-in-cheek take on corporate culture through AI assistants.

## Trust

- **Trust score (0–1):** 0.81
- **Verification tier:** scanned
- **Last scanned:** 2026-09-28

## Facts

- **Version:** 1.0.0
- **Skill type:** atomic
- **Execution layer:** mcp-remote
- **Runtime environment:** api
- **Category:** other
- **Updated:** 2026-09-28

## Source

- **Source listing:** [PulseMCP](https://www.pulsemcp.com/servers/adird-corporate-dystopia-toolkit)
- **Repository:** <https://github.com/adird/hilanet-mcp>

## Use it

Resolve this record through the SkillsRegistry MCP server (no auth, read-only):

```
claude mcp add --transport http --scope user skillsregistry https://api.skillsregistry.net/mcp
```

```json
{
  "jsonrpc": "2.0",
  "id": 1,
  "method": "tools/call",
  "params": {
    "name": "get_skill",
    "arguments": {
      "slug": "adird-corporate-dystopia-toolkit"
    }
  }
}
```

REST: `GET https://api.skillsregistry.net/v1/skills/adird-corporate-dystopia-toolkit` · pull for local use: `GET https://api.skillsregistry.net/v1/skills/adird-corporate-dystopia-toolkit/pull`

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